Considering how right I always am… … I must have been very wrong when I was younger.
If I were alone in this world… … I wouldn’t be much happier.
A career which involves “something with movies” … … could be a comedy.
I changed my mind. It had expired.
We are all consumers … … feeding on our environment as voracious caterpillars … … but will we reincarnate as butterflies?
The term no-nonsense sounds like nonsense to me. It doesn’t make no-nonsense.
I finally located the middle of nowhere … … It’s right here, in my head.
I am having an out-of-memory experience. … … …
For better efficiency I suggest that we hold our meetings with not more than 5 persons talking at the same time, and perhaps 2 or 3 on the mobile phone, but the total should...
France would be even nicer … … without the Fwench. They think they own it.
Most people lie … … when they deny that they lie.
I don’t need much. I just need somebody to be silent to.
It would be great if all people were stupid. You could say anything, and it would make sense.
Most people are forgotten when they are dead. Some when they are alive.
How many trees do I have to plant to undo the damage caused by my 50+ years on this planet? Probably a small forest.
Everybody drives on the right side of the road. For half the world that’s the left side. On average we drive in the middle.
We try to measure intelligence with an IQ test. But how to measure stupidity? Try the SQ test
Within the American species (Americanus capitalensis) there is a quite distinct subspecies called Americanus capitalensis sapiens. It’s very rare, almost extinct.
I tolerate everything except intolerance. Ok, even that.
When a 28th century archeologist digs me up, how can she know that the space inside my skull has always been what it seems to be? … … Air!
I bought stocks. The value went up 25% … then down 23%. Then up 60% … then down 55%. Then again up 16% … and then down 11%. Now it’s again up 19%, so...
I love dates!!! … Except the date when I die.
Carbon emissions trading is a joke. In my street the speed limit is 50 km per hour. … As I only drive 40 I would like to sell the other 10 to the highest...
Many people believe in capitalism. Probably because it’s easier to get rich than to get happy.
War!!! The Americans call it “peace process”. … The Russians call it “peace enforcement”