Is believing in nothing a religion? Only if you believe that everybody should believe in nothing.
If somebody tells you to “think before you act” … … it’s probably too late.
Having children is great, is wonderful, is fantastic, … … is worries, is worries, is worries.
My wife says that when I’m drunk I talk too much … … I think she listens too much.
It’s often difficult to really understand people … … it’s easier to just ignore them.
I have the brain of a dung beetle … … it’s full of shit.
My wife thinks I know everything … … which is true, but sometimes I forget things.
I have a bad sector in my hard disk … … they told me it’s all between the ears.