Author: Minkukel

Birds geese

Wheel

When you are busy reinventing the wheel … … don’t forget to reinvent the road.

Trees

Crazy people

It’s easier to love crazy people … … than normal ones.

Tree crwon

Try to explain

There is no need to tell clever people how clever they are … … and it is impossible to explain to stupid people how stupid they are.

Black bird

Health

Your health is your most valuable possession … … but would you rather be healthy without any friend/partner/wife/husband/son/daughter … … or sick with somebody who cares for you?

Cave

Real problem

We have only one real problem … … which happens to be a solution to all our problems … … Mortality.

Binnendieze

Friends

Divorce wouldn’t be so bad … … if you wouldn’t loose half of your friends in the process … … in my case 85 percent.

Bicycle

Old boy

I feel like a 20 years old boy … … in a 40 years old body … … being 50, the boy is worried.

Forest with grass

Trees

Trees versus people … … trees are harmless.

Sunset

Synergy

Synergy is defined as “The interaction of two or more agents or forces so that their combined effect is greater than the sum of their individual effects”… So, if two people together are more...

Loevestein

Making Movies

Ha, they are now making movies without smoking … Shouldn’t they start making movies without guns? Or even better, without people!

Bicycle

Teens

The good thing about teenagers … In a few years they become normal people.

Mustard fields

Forget

Many people take training to improve their memory … Wouldn’t we be better off with training that helps us to forget?

Horses Giethoorn

Sublimation

Just found out what “sublimation” means … … it happens to my brain all the time.

Rocks

Nobody but me

If I were alone in this world … I would probably feel less lonely.

Pumpkins

Always right

I am always right … … ALWAYS … … except when my girlfriend disagrees with me.

No Smoking

Ask first

You are a smoker. You need a cigarette. Don’t ask me “Do you smoke?” Ask me “Do you mind if I smoke?” I will tell you.

Sunset beach

George Orwell?

All religions are equal, but some religions are more equal than others… … and for most people, their own religion is the only equal one. Equally stupid perhaps?

Statue Maillol

Higher or deeper?

Life has its ups and downs … Like mountains and valleys … Is the mountain higher than the valley is deep?

Bali landscape

The Brain

I’m not a brainless boy … I’m a brainless old man.

Wat Suan Dok

Things

Things can always get worse … … but things can always get better !!!

Sunset

Nothing

I am not religious … For me there is nothing after death . .. That’s why … … I will try to stay here a bit longer.

Cactus

Left or right?

My wife was always right. And I was left … … alone.

Forest road

Loneliness

Loneliness wouldn’t be so bad … … if you could share it with somebody.

Road and trees

Language

Music is the universal language … … everybody understands music. It’s a pity …. … that so few people speak music.

Open gate

Lonely

I’m alone … I’m lonely … … but I’m alive.