Author: Minkukel

Bali umbrella

Nothing

Is believing in nothing a religion? Only if you believe that everybody should believe in nothing.

Kao Yai deer crossing road

Think first

If somebody tells you to “think before you act” … … it’s probably too late.

Sylhet forest

Kids

Having children is great, is wonderful, is fantastic, … … is worries, is worries, is worries.

Church in landscape

Drunk talking

My wife says that when I’m drunk I talk too much … … I think she listens too much.

Grapes

Deaf by choice

It’s often difficult to really understand people … … it’s easier to just ignore them.

Dung beetles

Beetle brain

I have the brain of a dung beetle … … it’s full of shit.

Oberndorf top of church

Omniscient

My wife thinks I know everything … … which is true, but sometimes I forget things.

Sheep herd

Bad sector

I have a bad sector in my hard disk … … they told me it’s all between the ears.

Gubbio tower

Optimist

Old people are pessimists … … and young people are optimists … … because pessimists get old when they are 20 … … and optimists stay young all their life.

Krimmler waterfall rainbow

My right

Considering how right I always am… … I must have been very wrong when I was younger.