I love dates!!! … Except the date when I die.
Carbon emissions trading is a joke. In my street the speed limit is 50 km per hour. … As I only drive 40 I would like to sell the other 10 to the highest...
Many people believe in capitalism. Probably because it’s easier to get rich than to get happy.
War!!! The Americans call it “peace process”. … The Russians call it “peace enforcement”
Actually, it takes only very few brain cells … … to be stupid.
We urgently need to invent time travel. It doesn’t need to be perfect. Backwards is enough.
Yes I have money, but never enough. Yes I am happy, but never enough.
Try living like an immortal, … … until you die.
Getting to know people is fun, … … until you know them.
How many people will cry at my funeral? When it’s down to zero, then it’s time to die.