I believe … that I believe in nothing.
Sometimes I have these brilliant foggy moments; suddenly I think of something… Yes, that happens. Single thoughts, often about loneliness, cleverness, stupidity and other mental handicaps. At some point I started to write them...
All people who share my opinions … … are right.
My wife is only wrong … … when she agrees with me.
If Saint Martin of Tours had given his cloak to the beggar without cutting it in two … … would he have become twice as famous? or half as famous?
Shaving just once a week saves over 20 entire days in a life time.
Which is worse: to lead a life so boring that you are easily enchanted or a life so full of stimulus that you are easily bored? (Bill Bryson in: Lost Continent) Well, which is...
Wouldn’t doctors do a better job … … if it was “no cure no pay”?
Life expectancy … … is what you expect of life.
When ranking something you can use numbers. For the layman and other morons it is always nice if these numbers have a meaning; you want to be sure that everybody understands that 2 is...
If a politician speaks “the language of the people”, this should refer to the content of his/her speeches … … rather than the use of vulgar words.
What if the majority is wrong?