If I didn’t drink coffee I could have had two cars … … If I didn’t have a car I could drink twice as much coffee.
Minkukel Foggy thoughts
“Everybody generalizes!” … … is my personal generalization.
Falling in love is a chemical process … … so don’t blame yourself.
Intelligence is not the opposite of stupidity, you can be intelligent and stupid at the same time … … or just stupid on its own.
One of the few things I can easily remember … … is that I have a bad memory.
Whenever I think a bit longer about something … I forget what I was thinking about.
With life expectancy growing … … we expect more from life … … but what we get is more repetitions
I don’t make the same mistake twice … … I am too busy trying other mistakes first.
It’s a miracle … … that brainless people can talk.
Homo sapiens is the scientific name for modern man. It is Latin, and translated it means “wise man”, “clever man”, “knowing man” or “thinking man”. … so it looks like we are not even...
Girls mature earlier than boys … … at least 60 years earlier.
The problem with life experience is … … that it can prevent you from experiencing life.
The only “proof” that God exists … … seems to be that nobody can proof that It doesn’t exist.
In many species of animals which show “social behavior” … … there are a lot of solitary males. How social is that?
Most problems in this world are human communication problems! Unfortunately … … we live in an age of communication.
Take care of your heart! Regular exercise is of extreme importance , at least 3 times per week! But who has time to exercise three times every week? … It would certainly help if...
I agree that my driving is below average … … but all others drive worse.
Is believing in nothing a religion? Only if you believe that everybody should believe in nothing.
If somebody tells you to “think before you act” … … it’s probably too late.
Having children is great, is wonderful, is fantastic, … … is worries, is worries, is worries.
My wife says that when I’m drunk I talk too much … … I think she listens too much.
It’s often difficult to really understand people … … it’s easier to just ignore them.
I have the brain of a dung beetle … … it’s full of shit.
My wife thinks I know everything … … which is true, but sometimes I forget things.
I have a bad sector in my hard disk … … they told me it’s all between the ears.