Category: Brainless

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Meaning of Life

The meaning of life is … … to be quoted when you are dead.

Look right or left

My opinions

All people who share my opinions … … are right.

Sheep at Arbor Low stone circle


My wife is only wrong … … when she agrees with me.

Very unsatisfactory but good

When ranking something you can use numbers. For the layman and other morons it is always nice if these numbers have a meaning; you want to be sure that everybody understands that 2 is...

Popular language

If a politician speaks “the language of the people”, this should refer to the content of his/her speeches … … rather than the use of vulgar words.



I’am always surprised … … when people take me serious.

Saving energy

It’s generally accepted (at least by me) that compact fluorescents (CFLs) and LED bulbs are improvements over the old-fashioned incandescent bulbs. They have however one serious disadvantage: they use so little energy that you...


My short-term memory … … is getting longer.

Bali king graves Gunung Kawi near Tampaksiring mask


If wisdom comes with age … … No need to worry about ageing.

Flowers landscape in Italy

Thick skin

To be a politician you need a thick skin … … which makes you insensitive to the opinions of those who elected you … … So let’s hope there are a few left with...



If everybody would be satisfied with “sufficient” … … we would all have “enough”.

House on dike


Proud to be Dutch, with our expertise in dikes and water management … … but I can’t fix a leaking tap.


Cash and Carry … … Synonym for “husband”.

Khao Kiaw zoo deer

Weight belt

When scuba diving I always need to carry some extra weight … … to compensate for the empty space in my head.

Obviously modern art


If I didn’t drink coffee I could have had two cars … … If I didn’t have a car I could drink twice as much coffee.



“Everybody generalizes!” … … is my personal generalization.

Bali dancer


Falling in love is a chemical process … … so don’t blame yourself.



Intelligence is not the opposite of stupidity, you can be intelligent and stupid at the same time … … or just stupid on its own.

Three kings

Easy to remember

One of the few things I can easily remember … … is that I have a bad memory.

Darcy is thinking

A bit longer

Whenever I think a bit longer about something … I forget what I was thinking about.


Life expectancy

With life expectancy growing … … we expect more from life … … but what we get is more repetitions

Wall and window


I don’t make the same mistake twice … … I am too busy trying other mistakes first.