Category: Brainless

Copenhagen bridge

Miracle

It’s a miracle … … that brainless people can talk.

Tea garden

Homo sapiens

Homo sapiens is the scientific name for modern man. It is Latin, and translated it means “wise man”, “clever man”, “knowing man” or “thinking man”. … so it looks like we are not even...

Orange yellow flowers

Growing up

Girls mature earlier than boys … … at least 60 years earlier.

Windmill

Experience

The problem with life experience is … … that it can prevent you from experiencing life.

Clouds

Logic

The only “proof” that God exists … … seems to be that nobody can proof that It doesn’t exist.

Butterflies

Social Behavior

In many species of animals which show “social behavior” … … there are a lot of solitary males. How social is that?

Leaves

Communication

Most problems in this world are human communication problems! Unfortunately … … we live in an age of communication.

Sun and trees in the forest

Care for your Heart

Take care of your heart! Regular exercise is of extreme importance , at least 3 times per week! But who has time to exercise three times every week? … It would certainly help if...

Bali umbrella

Nothing

Is believing in nothing a religion? Only if you believe that everybody should believe in nothing.

Kao Yai deer crossing road

Think first

If somebody tells you to “think before you act” … … it’s probably too late.

Sylhet forest

Kids

Having children is great, is wonderful, is fantastic, … … is worries, is worries, is worries.

Church in landscape

Drunk talking

My wife says that when I’m drunk I talk too much … … I think she listens too much.

Grapes

Deaf by choice

It’s often difficult to really understand people … … it’s easier to just ignore them.

Dung beetles

Beetle brain

I have the brain of a dung beetle … … it’s full of shit.

Oberndorf top of church

Omniscient

My wife thinks I know everything … … which is true, but sometimes I forget things.

Sheep herd

Bad sector

I have a bad sector in my hard disk … … they told me it’s all between the ears.

Gubbio tower

Optimist

Old people are pessimists … … and young people are optimists … … because pessimists get old when they are 20 … … and optimists stay young all their life.

Krimmler waterfall rainbow

My right

Considering how right I always am… … I must have been very wrong when I was younger.

Kitzbuhler Horn

Happy?

If I were alone in this world… … I wouldn’t be much happier.

Grossglockner glacier crack in ice

Career

A career which involves “something with movies” … … could be a comedy.

CHT girl

Expire date

I changed my mind. It had expired.

Smoke factory

Consumer

We are all consumers … … feeding on our environment as voracious caterpillars … … but will we reincarnate as butterflies?

Woman and child

Sense

The term no-nonsense sounds like nonsense to me. It doesn’t make no-nonsense.

BD Looking in

Eureka

I finally located the middle of nowhere … … It’s right here, in my head.