Category: Brainless

Waai

Good feeling

It may feel good to be considered “normal” … … but luckily I am not.

Roses

Disease

I think I’m suffering from Alz … What’s the name again of that disease?

Flower on Thai temple

Age

Most people of my age … … are much older than me.

Folded leaves

Intolerance

As soon as you come in contact with an intolerant person you become infected. Intolerance is a contagious disease.

California stones in river

Dumber

I observe how people think that they are clever, … … while in fact, they are not, … … and I wonder if I am just as stupid. … No way!!

Carrots

Average

I would rather have an average weight or an average income, … than an average intelligence.

Blue Nile waterfalls

My time

People tell me that "in their time, things were better". Not in my time. My time still has to come, and things will be worse.

Yellow house with bicycle

Godless

If God existed she would have outlawed religions … … First commandment: Thou shalt not religiate.

Bali Gunung Agung temple

Rolling Stone

How does it feel How does it feel To be without a home Like a complete unknown Like a rolling stone? … It feels real bad!

Long road in forest

Say nothing

Silence is a powerful way of speaking … … If you say nothing, you are saying a lot.

Rain in the forest

Books and movies

We invented printing … and filming … Now there are more books than I can ever read … more movies than I can ever see … … and I am bored.

Forest river

Neutral

Experience taught me: you can either feel happy, or unhappy, or neutral … … But I am not sure. Is it better to be half the time happy and half the time unhappy? …...

Tiger

Upset

If you upset me … … I will be upset.

Turn right signboard in forest

Gone

With ambition, idealism and optimism gone … … what else is there to live for?

Gelderse Vallei

Old enough

How old do I need to be … … to have enough experience … … to keep the people who I love happy?

Crow

Die for it

Nothing is worth dying for … … except perhaps … … the right to die.

Ice

Intelligent

What’s the use of intelligent people … … if they don’t think?

Tea picking

No smoking

I decided to never smoke … … except during my own cremation.

Birds geese

Wheel

When you are busy reinventing the wheel … … don’t forget to reinvent the road.

Trees

Crazy people

It’s easier to love crazy people … … than normal ones.

Tree crwon

Try to explain

There is no need to tell clever people how clever they are … … and it is impossible to explain to stupid people how stupid they are.

Black bird

Health

Your health is your most valuable possession … … but would you rather be healthy without any friend/partner/wife/husband/son/daughter … … or sick with somebody who cares for you?

Cave

Real problem

We have only one real problem … … which happens to be a solution to all our problems … … Mortality.

Binnendieze

Friends

Divorce wouldn’t be so bad … … if you wouldn’t loose half of your friends in the process … … in my case 85 percent.

Bicycle

Old boy

I feel like a 20 years old boy … … in a 40 years old body … … being 50, the boy is worried.