Category: Brainless

Oberndorf top of church

Omniscient

My wife thinks I know everything … … which is true, but sometimes I forget things.

Sheep herd

Bad sector

I have a bad sector in my hard disk … … they told me it’s all between the ears.

Gubbio tower

Optimist

Old people are pessimists … … and young people are optimists … … because pessimists get old when they are 20 … … and optimists stay young all their life.

Krimmler waterfall rainbow

My right

Considering how right I always am… … I must have been very wrong when I was younger.

Kitzbuhler Horn

Happy?

If I were alone in this world… … I wouldn’t be much happier.

Grossglockner glacier crack in ice

Career

A career which involves “something with movies” … … could be a comedy.

CHT girl

Expire date

I changed my mind. It had expired.

Smoke factory

Consumer

We are all consumers … … feeding on our environment as voracious caterpillars … … but will we reincarnate as butterflies?

Woman and child

Sense

The term no-nonsense sounds like nonsense to me. It doesn’t make no-nonsense.

BD Looking in

Eureka

I finally located the middle of nowhere … … It’s right here, in my head.