Category: Brainless

Forest with grass

Trees

Trees versus people … … trees are harmless.

Sunset

Synergy

Synergy is defined as “The interaction of two or more agents or forces so that their combined effect is greater than the sum of their individual effects”… So, if two people together are more...

Loevestein

Making Movies

Ha, they are now making movies without smoking … Shouldn’t they start making movies without guns? Or even better, without people!

Bicycle

Teens

The good thing about teenagers … In a few years they become normal people.

Mustard fields

Forget

Many people take training to improve their memory … Wouldn’t we be better off with training that helps us to forget?

Horses Giethoorn

Sublimation

Just found out what “sublimation” means … … it happens to my brain all the time.

Rocks

Nobody but me

If I were alone in this world … I would probably feel less lonely.

Pumpkins

Always right

I am always right … … ALWAYS … … except when my girlfriend disagrees with me.

No Smoking

Ask first

You are a smoker. You need a cigarette. Don’t ask me “Do you smoke?” Ask me “Do you mind if I smoke?” I will tell you.

Sunset beach

George Orwell?

All religions are equal, but some religions are more equal than others… … and for most people, their own religion is the only equal one. Equally stupid perhaps?

Statue Maillol

Higher or deeper?

Life has its ups and downs … Like mountains and valleys … Is the mountain higher than the valley is deep?

Bali landscape

The Brain

I’m not a brainless boy … I’m a brainless old man.

Wat Suan Dok

Things

Things can always get worse … … but things can always get better !!!

Sunset

Nothing

I am not religious … For me there is nothing after death . .. That’s why … … I will try to stay here a bit longer.

Cactus

Left or right?

My wife was always right. And I was left … … alone.

Forest road

Loneliness

Loneliness wouldn’t be so bad … … if you could share it with somebody.

Road and trees

Language

Music is the universal language … … everybody understands music. It’s a pity …. … that so few people speak music.

Open gate

Lonely

I’m alone … I’m lonely … … but I’m alive.

Tree line

Not Stupid

Most people are so stupid … … that they don’t know … … that they know nothing. I am not THAT stupid … I know it!

Water in De Peel

Lost Contact

We live in an age of communication … Probably … … that’s the reason why I lost contact with almost all of my friends.

Ankor Wat ornaments

Bad People

The world has two types of people … … most people are bad people … … the rest are very bad people.

Whit butterfly

Gods and Angels

Somebody asked me the difference between Gods and Angels. Angels have wings … … even if they don’t exist.

Landscape near Sienna

Peace

I am a pacifist … If looks could kill … … I wouldn’t look.

Trees in foggy weather

Don’t wanna

I don’t wanna be right … I don’t wanna be wrong … I don’t wanna be left … … alone.

Flowers in village

Believe me

People always believe me … … when I say “I’m stupid”.