Within the American species (Americanus capitalensis) there is a quite distinct subspecies called Americanus capitalensis sapiens. It’s very rare, almost extinct.
I tolerate everything except intolerance. Ok, even that.
When a 28th century archeologist digs me up, how can she know that the space inside my skull has always been what it seems to be? … … Air!
I bought stocks. The value went up 25% … then down 23%. Then up 60% … then down 55%. Then again up 16% … and then down 11%. Now it’s again up 19%, so...
I love dates!!! … Except the date when I die.
Carbon emissions trading is a joke. In my street the speed limit is 50 km per hour. … As I only drive 40 I would like to sell the other 10 to the highest...
Many people believe in capitalism. Probably because it’s easier to get rich than to get happy.
War!!! The Americans call it “peace process”. … The Russians call it “peace enforcement”
Actually, it takes only very few brain cells … … to be stupid.
We urgently need to invent time travel. It doesn’t need to be perfect. Backwards is enough.